Krampus is ruined and you nerds ruined him

That’s right, all you nerds and hipsters going “Hurr, hurr, Christmas is here, time for the Krampus!  You guys knew there was a Christmas monster, right?” have turned a delightful holiday tradition into an annoyance, just like people who get butthurt over something as innocuous as charcoal-black menservants ruined Zwarte Piet.  It’s time to let Krampus go back underground for awhile.  Let him play some dives under an alias, record some new tunes, drop an EP or two, and maybe then he will be welcome once again.

In the meantime, might I suggest folks move on to ruining the jólaköttur, who is far more internet friendly.

kitty in santa hat

As soon as he wakes up, Yule Cat is going to kill everyone who didn’t get flannel shirts for Christmas.

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2 responses to “Krampus is ruined and you nerds ruined him

    • I liked Krampus, but he sort of turned into the Christmas equivalent of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, something that was amusing for a bit but carried on about far too long and harped on too much by the douchier elements of its fan-base.

      I don’t know if I could get burned out on Yule Cat, though, even if my new kitty is intent on being a ruiner of Christmas by way of breaking all my girlfriend’s tree ornaments.

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