Alt-Furry, the Pulp Revolution, Vox Day, the Sad Puppies, the Rabid Puppies, our readers and subscribers, all them. I disavow everyone.
2018 will feature both a special Elves issue and an Engineers Troubleshooting Spaceship Circuitry issue, so get writing!
Details forthcoming in a File770 exclusive.
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Good riddance, I say!
Expect my “Lesbian Space Pirates Defeat The Cis-Patriarchy With Love” story soonest.
Except you’re someone who might actually make that work!
What Puppie shenanigans have i missed now then?
None; it’s april fools.
Ah forget it was that day
lulz
I hate you….and it is pure jelly.
Only the best living short fiction editor in the world could pull off this joke.
And madman Cirsova did it.
::bows::
Nice! I’ve never been disavowed before. Feels good, man!
I hear it’ll be good for the scene if we disavow each other!
Oh sure, it’s all fun and games until the old guy strokes out over the so–called “joke”.
Could you please NOT do this to me again?
Okay, but I will have exciting stroke-inducing news soon!
Expect my return disavowal in the morning, villain!
Even in an april fools joke, I can’t disavow my contributors!
Good idea. Probably best to stay away from all of it. Don’t try to join a conversation, don’t comment on anything. Hell, I shouldn’t even be commenting here and now! Keeping my trap shut before I step in it!
One last word though: You would think they’d have all gotten enough politics out of the last 1.5 years of the big circus. Can’t imagine why they want to start some here where it don’t belong.
Us unsavory types would only tarnish your reputation anyways. Best of luck with the elves!
It was you or fandom, and Greg Hullender from File770 says it’s for the best!
So does this mean you’re interested in my Forgotten Realms fanfic now? It’s extra angsty, with extra drow!!
A special per word bonus on adaptations of Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliances!
Finally a place to submit my story about Trizz D’Goodguy the misunderstood dark elf as he carefully fixes the wing of a space shuttle with a screwdriver.
Too exciting and original! Rejected!
*Feels collectible value of pre-disavowal issues go up*
They’ll be worth their weight in mid 90s Image Comics back issues!
Beat me to it. Now how will I be respectable…
I think this is agreeable to a certain market group. Proceed carefully don’t want to upset the people who don’t read or buy the shit we like.
I feel this is incomplete until you explicitly disavow yourself.
So is it the issue or the elves that are supposed to be “special?”
Why not both?